Wednesday, December 27, 2006

Technicolor Women

What do you think? Am I a pink lady? I don't think so either. Why do these women inevitably seek me out? Do I send out a some sort of signal indicating a willingness to join philanthropic organizations? It's happened again. This very morning. A woman from the church we have just started attending, mind you, called to find out if I wanted to become a pink lady. I was a nurse for a hundred years. I just got to quit. I do not want to volunteer in a hospital gift shop and/or hand out magazines and coffee to visitors in the waiting room. I want to be a pink lady almost as much as I want to model underwear.

Ethel I do not now or have ever wanted to be a pink lady, a gray lady, a green thumber, a blue bird leader, or join the red hat society. I also do not want to be a (name your sorority) sister, a home room mother (I don't even have kids), a (name your church woman's organization) member, a (name your youth organization) leader, a garden club member, a hometown booster, a Tea Timer, a Coffee Klatcher, or collect money for the dog pound. I do not want to be on the library board, recreation board, museum board, cultural arts board, or HOSPITAL board. Like Garbo I just want to be left alone.

Do you think there is something wrong with me? Do I not possess the milk of human kindness? Or after years of hard use has it all just been sucked out of me? What is it with these women who want to club together to save the whales? And why won't they leave me alone?

I said "no" and now I feel guilty. It wouldn't kill me to hand out a magazine or two. But I like to be at home. I enjoy doing laundry. Especially now I can do it a load at a time instead of trying to do it all on the weekends. I like quiet. Hours or days at a time of my own company do not terrify me. I luxuriate in finally having the opportunity to have a clean house and orderly closets. How do these do gooders get stuff done? I should be able to get my life in order and still have time to help others. But I don't want to. Am I a creep?

I seem to be an affront to life's helpers. When one of them finds out I am "only" fifty, childless, and just want to be a housewife, they look shocked. (The women's libbers also look shocked but for entirely different reasons. Them I can handle.) It is the retired vim and vigorful women who send me down the yellow guilt road. They accept my needing to be a homemaker but also believe part of said role is to serve the community. As indeed it was for generations. But I don't want to. This bothers them.

I seem like such a nice woman. Well groomed, well mannered, well heeled, and yet I won't read to third graders every Thursday or put up a bus load of snow stranded women from Ohio. What is wrong with me? What indeed? They then try to figure me out. They invite me to coffee, to tea, to lunches, and to dinners. I am hunted to ground like some prize prey animal. I kid you not I hid from one of these happy huntresses behind a diet Pepsi display in the grocery store. I felt stupid...and victorious when she didn't catch me. I love their first impressions of me and hate to burst their bubble and mine. But it has to be done. When I have been guilted into joining one of these groups there are always tears before bedtime. In addition to the above sterling qualities I am also bossy, perfectionistic, techy and I swear like a sailor. The lovely women are never prepared for the complete package, and I can't play the desired role for long.

So I said no. And I feel guilty. What the Heck. Maybe I would look good in pink.

Love Bea

10 comments:

Vickie said...

Have a safe and wonderful New Years!!!

Anonymous said...

Do't complain about being lonely - it's of your own making. You have so many talents - what a shame to waste them. The older we get the more we value our friends and we have to cultivate those friendships. Hope you and Mark will have a great New Year. Freeport

Vickie said...

http://www.skinnydailypost.com/archives/2003_03_22_skinnydaily_archive.html#000238

the above link is JuJu on an old Skinny Daily talking about WRITING through her stressers - I thought you might like to read it - when you have time.

Vickie said...

Another food idea for you - copied from an old posting of mine:

Two years ago, there was a Chinese Restaurant that I loved. And all the wait staff there were very, very thin. Did they eat off the menu – never – not once – because I asked. What they did eat was stir fried (in a clean pan) veggies, lean meat and a small amount of rice rolled up in steamed lettuce or cabbage leaves.

I remembered this vividly – because this is what they ate for lunch – when there was a lull almost ANY day that I was there. And I was there - A LOT.

So, last week, really hungry for Egg Rolls - I tried it – even went so far as to buy Hot Chinese mustard – you know the really good stuff that makes your eyes water and clears your sinuses instantly.

And it was just excellent.

My two (allotted) cups of veggies makes a LOT of rolled up cabbage egg rolls – even including the cabbage! We cooked the meat and rice separate from the veggies – because I have to weigh and measure mine.

It is now my Friday night thing – my husband helps me stir fry whatever Chinese “like” veggies that we have on hand - Sprouts, mushrooms, onion, small amount of grated carrot, celery, pea pods, etc.

Vickie said...

I can't remember if you asked about portein at breakfast - here is a link to an old skinny daily talking about supplemental protein (you'll have to copy and paste in your address bar - it is not a link)
http://www.skinnydailypost.com/archives/2003_04_04_skinnydaily_archive.html#000225

I also wonder if you read Grumpy Chair - she is a great cook - much more adventureous than I am - I cook pretty plain - she is a "flavor person" - you can find her blog at
http://thegrumpychairdieter.blogspot.com/

Vickie said...

I don't have any opinion on adding powdered protein - I did use it in the very beginning - when I was eating 6 small meals a day (almost two years ago) one of them was a protein smoothie - whether that was good or bad - I don't know - and whether JuJu's ideas are good or bad I don't know - you'll have to research.

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